Patient: Doctor, can you help me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you came in!
What is a computer’s favorite dance music?
Disk – o!
How can you make number seven into an even number?
Just take away the “s” from it!
Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus!
Which way is most chosen by crazy people?
The psycho path!
What do you name a bear with no socks?
Can a leopard hide anywhere?
No, he is always spotted!
How can you make a golden soup?
Just add 24 carrots to the soup!